Results/Conclusions: Despite ecology's view that human populations are ecological entities, few scientists have been willing to argue aloud for admitting the human animal and its "portmanteau biota" of "camp followers," "inquilines", "invaders" or plain old commensals into the company of properly natural objects or phenomena. The model for ecology's conception began to emerge among English botanists in the early 1830s, while Darwin was still aboard the Beagle. The native/alien dichotomy was applied to biota by the early 1840s, and several elaborate taxonomies of nativeness (which I call anekeitaxonomies, from the Greek for "belonging") were proposed and mostly forgotten. Even as the ecological influence of humans and human commensals become increasingly systemic, pervasive and irreversible, ecological discourse persistently stigmatized the biota involved as unnatural, unbelonging, and unqualified for consideration except as aberrations. In the face of this wholesale reconfiguration, ecology still practices a centuries-old tradition of rationalizing hopeful boundaries dividing culture from nature, and belonging from unbelonging, rejecting the present and likely future worlds in favor of a lost and mostly legendary past.